Finding Beepo

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Department of Justice
KVKL Marshals Service

MOST WANTED

Name: Yvonne YAP
Known alias: BEEPO.


Description:

Sex: FEMALE
Race: CHINESE
Date of Birth: -withheld for publisher’s own security reasons-
Place of Birth: SINGAPORE
Height: -withheld for publisher’s own security reasons-
Weight: -withheld for publisher’s own security reasons-
Eyes: HAZEL
Hair: BROWN
Scars/tattoos: NONE KNOWN


Wanted For: ILLEGAL HARVESTING OF COOKIES – FIRST DEGREE THEFT OF COOKIE.


Warrant Issued: EASTERN DISTRICT OF KVKL
Date of Warrant: DECEMBER 8, 2006
Warrant Number: W547146357

===ARMED AND DANGEROUS===

BEEPO is wanted by the KVKL Marshals for Illegal Harvesting of natural resources required to manufacture cookies. BEEPO jumped bond after her arrest by the KVKL state county police for 3 counts of cookie consumption in the First Degree. BEEPO is also wanted by the Immigration and Customs Enforcement for the illegal production and distribution of cookies.

BEEPO is a former undercover CIA agent sent to retrieve vital cookie information. She is well-versed in firearms, explosives and tactical training. She is a bodybuilder whose weight and muscularity varies. The KVKL-MS is offering a reward of up to 250,000 tonnes of cookies for information directly leading to her arrest.

NOTICE: Before arrest, verify warrant through the KVKL Crime Information Center (KCIC). If arrested or whereabouts known, contact the nearest KVKL Marshals Service office or the KVKL Marshals Service Headquarters at 1800-266-5437 (1800-COOKIES)

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